If something is ‘old as fuck’ then it’s about 1.2 billion years old because that’s when life evolved sexual reproduction.
- Bae: Come over
- Me: I'm in me mum's car
- Bae: My parents aren't home
- Me: Broom Broom
Real back to school essentials
• 3 interesting facts about yourself
• a slightly exaggerated story about what you did this summer
well, son, i deeply misunderstood your birthday request for COD but we still need to eat all this fish
I hate when you’re like “fuck it’s so hot” and someone’s like “well why don’t you take your jacket off?” Like bitch no…this is my outfit
We had a lot of trouble with western mental health workers who came here immediately after the genocide and we had to ask some of them to leave.
They came and their practice did not involve being outside in the sun where you begin to feel better. There was no music or drumming to get your blood flowing again. There was no sense that everyone had taken the day off so that the entire community could come together to try to lift you up and bring you back to joy. There was no acknowledgement of the depression as something invasive and external that could actually be cast out again.
Instead they would take people one at a time into these dingy little rooms and have them sit around for an hour or so and talk about bad things that had happened to them. We had to ask them to leave."
Don’t get attached to unpopular ships because you will run out of fic and die